Lurker > Grand Kirby

Neat
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Yeah, I just unlocked him and I love him already.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I always end up using my tickets by accident when I start a classic run because I'm still holding right on the control stick when I press a to start it
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I can't believe we didn't get Rat King Junkrat
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That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

https://gonintendo.com/stories/324432-cops-get-called-for-a-noise-complaint-find-people-playing-smash
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

It sounds like a subtitle to a Kingdom Hearts game
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I barely start WoL and I already have Mega Diancie and she curb stomps everything.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Also, why is Geralt in everything?

Is Geralt going to be in Smash Bros. next?
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

SantaRPidgey posted...

changing rules is such a hassle now

Huh? Changing rules is the easiest it's ever been. You can create custom loadouts and quickly pick the one you want.
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That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Just watched it. Oh shit, it was exactly what I wanted.

And finally Ice Resistance won't be completely useless!
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Related: Full version of Don't Think Twice


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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I'm sure not going to be awake, but I'm excited. It has to be something big, right?
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

So I did end up going to the autograph session and met Xander Mobius. I asked him when he found out about Joker being in Smash and he said he did the voice work for the trailer about three weeks ago. Kind of interesting to note. That would have been two weeks or so after they announced the DLC choices were finalized...
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Pirateking2000 posted...

...fuck but this does sound / flows so much better

wow. That really is so much better.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Got David Hayter's and Xander Mobius's autographs. I also decided to thank Hayter in person for his contest rally tweet


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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Hahahahahahaha holy shit

https://imgur.com/a/OPCT33C
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I wish they had descriptions so they'd be a good replacement for trophies.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Reg posted...

So I turned on zfg's stream a few minutes ago and the first words out of his mouth were "brawl-tier online"

is this true y/n

You can't taunt online. That brings it down by a lot.

Also, I don't like how you can't change characters in rematches. Really annoying in private rooms since you'll lose your spot if you try.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Thanos erased half the hair on his head.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Johnbobb posted...

god this is harder than I expected

tried Kirbys classic mode.on 4.0 and got destroyed in the final boss

BUT HOLY SHIT A MARX BOSS FIGHT WHAAAAAAAAT

I beat it with almost no damage taken because I was so used to the attack patterns from the original game.

I was forged in the True Arena
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Inkling was my first loss because of that wackass stage. I kept on going up and down the wrong way and missing my attacks because of how slanted it is. I ended up bouncing off the hard part of the stage and recoiling downwards. Moray Towers manages to be one of the worst stages in both Splatoon and Smash Brothers...
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Lol Jigglypuff just straight up killed herself with Rollout. Easiest unlock ever.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

If only Mach Rider had gotten in
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I'd buy an echo fighter pack
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

For fun let's come up with Spirit battles for the other Phantom thieves:

Ann - Zero Suit Samus in red color only using her whip attacks
Morgana - Inceniroar battle where you fall asleep at different times during the match
Yusuke - Fox teamed up with Vince from Art Academy.
Futaba - something something inkling girl
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I don't mind that there's not a lot of detail in the trailer. Helps keep it from being too spoiled. That said even the infinity war one was really good at not showing off the most important parts, they even had fake footage in it to throw people off. I wonder if this trailer has some too?
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I'm going to play as Link and Cloud in Smash
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Okay, I have to work tomorrow. So question: should I risk bringing my Switch with me on the subway commute to keep playing Smash?

Caveat: I ride it at like 11pm. I mean, no one ever tried to mug me for my 3DS so...
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Oh jesus that's cool
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

swordz9 posted...

Imagine if whenever Joker is put to sleep by Jigglypuff you get that special Morgana line telling Joker he has to rest everybody loves

Oh wow, what if he actually has a navigator while in the battle? If not Morgana then Futaba
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

Xander Mobius is doing a autograph signing near me for Smash Bros. I was gonna blow it off, but after this...

Did he know? DID HE KNOW?! The signing was announced like a few months ago. DID HE KNOW BACK THEN?
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

9 year olds all across the world are losing their shit I'm guessing
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Is his name really Donald Mustard? That poor bastard
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Man, I really should have gotten this digitally
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Tell me if the Schick Hydrobot makes an appearance
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

He just wanted to get inside her.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

There's a store nearby that broke street date. Tempted to cancel my pre-order and go get it. >_>
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

This is Blunder of the Century material.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I really should have gotten the Digital version. It would be so much better for me. But I've always gotten physical for previous Smash games so I decided not to break tradition.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I hate the postal service so much. Last year I ordered some Christmas presents online and they ended up vanishing when they reached my apartment. The mailman doesn't deliver it to the door even if I'm home, he just leaves them lying next the front door of the building where anyone can steal them. I got so pissed off last year. I called and went down to post office so many times trying to find answers on where my packages were and what they were going to do about it and got blown off. The mailman acted like a shiftless asshole who just kept saying he dropped off the packages like he was supposed to and had no idea what happened to them. I don't understand why they're allowed to say that a package is "delivered" when they have no idea whether or not the recipient actually received it or not, but I was beyond livid that there was nothing I could have done about it. Even if I was home he would have still left it outside, so I don't know why I pay money to have stuff shipped to me and have absolutely no guarantee that I'll actually get it. I ended up talking to the postmaster who agreed to give me a reimbursement (which was completely useless to me since there was no time to order replacement presents) and THEY NEVER ENDED UP SENDING IT TO ME. I eventually just washed my hands of it all and swore to never rely on having packages sent by them. If I had a choice I'd use a different carrier, and if I didn't I'd just have them hold it at the office. (which still ticks me off, why should I have to travel to pick up my packages even when I know I'm going to be home? But whatever)

So this year I ordered more presents, and made sure it was traveling by UPS. At least they try to bring it to my door, and if they can't they take it back to their store which is right down the block. So they were supposed to arrive today, but yesterday I get an update that said they handed it to USPS for the final delivery. What the fuck?! That's never happened to me before! Why do they do that?! And again, the UPS store is literally right next door. All my UPS packages arrive there before they get sent for delivery. Why the fuck did they bring it all the way over here and then hand it off the the USPS office that's like a mile away? I knew the postal service was going to fuck up the delivery again, but since I had today off I just figured I'd basically camp by the front of the building when they delivered it and grab it as soon as possible.

...and then Bush had to go and fucking die canceling all mail service today. Well, that's just great. I don't want to sound inconsiderate, but I'm really losing my patience with all the shit that's conspiring to cause my Christmas presents to get lost again.

But it's FINE, right? Because the postal service introduced this thing earlier this year where you can sign up for an account online and tell them specifically how you want your packages to be delivered. I always tell them to just leave them at the office. I'll pick it up myself. It's annoying, but I'll do it.

...and it won't let me for this package. It just randomly says I can't do it for this one. IT WON'T TELL ME WHY, JUST "FUCK YOU".

So I'm trying to maintain my composure and just pray to god that somehow my package delivery will not be fucked over tomorrow. That's going to take a miracle because if it's not delivered in the morning I'm not going to be able to get home until around fucking midnight but WHATEVER. Please for the love of god wish me luck because I swear if I my Christmas presents are lost again I'm going to set my mailman on fire.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Hope we see that Harry Potter game that's still mysteriously been quiet.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

After Episode 3 is Backstroke of the West.

Or better yet, instead of Episode 3 is Backstroke of the West.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan